I ordered the 2xl and it fits well! It always catches people a bit off guard before a chuckle or a chortle comes next. And for washing- I always wash cold and hang dry my shirts/blouses and I haven’t had an issue with the size changing
An amazing addition to my sticker collection, will be putting it right above my titsoak sticker on my car…got one for my cousin as well bc we quote twilight to each other all the time 🤣